Ripped

On Sunday the boys I were sitting in the van while Bruce ran into Dollar General for something. A 20’ish looking guy walks out of the store and gets in his vehicle. I murmured, “Boy. He is ripped.”

Boys: What did you say Mom?
Me: Nothing.
Boys: Tell me!
Me: I said that he was ripped.
Boys: What does ripped mean?
Me: It means that you have a lot of muscles and you work out and you do not have a big belly.
Boys: Dad is not ripped is he?
Me: No he is not. That boy is though.

We went on with the day and I figured the boys forgot about it. Last night we were watching TV and a commercial for Planet Fitness came on. They showed two body builders and Darren, who was sitting on my lap, looks at me and said, “Those two guys are ripped!” I laughed out loud and then I had to explain to Bruce and Nathan what Darren just said. They all agreed that those two guys were ripped.