New leg & foot

Last night while Darren was taking off his clothes for his bath, he was examining his legs. He pointed to a cut and said that he did that at Grandma Deb's. He proceeds to lift his leg (with the flexibility only someone that young has) and kisses his cut to make it better. After he is done kissing it he looks at me and said:

Darren: "I am getting a new leg"
Me: "You are getting a new leg?"
Darren: "Yeah and a new foot too."
Me: "Oh. Where are you getting your new leg & foot from?"
Darren: "Wal-Mart"

I guess it is true. If Wal-Mart don't have it, you don't need it!